President Retweets Breitbart Article Claiming COVID Can Be Cured with Trump Steaks

Twitter has removed tweets that were retweeted by President Donald Trump this morning. One ...

Trump Orders George Soros to Defund Antifa

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an executive order he’s calling “bigly urgent and emergency-ical,” President ...

Trump Starting New Website With Ivanka: OnlyFams

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though he cannot legally, and he promises he won’t be running ...

Emperor Palpatine Defends Attorney General Vader’s Use of Stormtroopers in Portland

CORUSCANT — As protests mount throughout the galaxy, Emperor Sheev Palpatine has maintained a ...

Paramount Alleges Trademark Infringement Against Space Force

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging ...