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Trump Still Hasn’t Said When Or If He’ll Return Rubio’s, Cruz’s, and Graham’s Balls

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his first and only presidential term, Donald Trump has made it a habit to break and shatter...

Obama Sends Trump Pop-Up Book Version of His Memoir

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Barack Obama's highly anticipated first presidential memoir, "A Promised Land," was released this week to largely quite positive reviews. According...

Trump Claims Pfizer and Moderna ‘Had Never Even Heard of Vaccines’ Until He Told...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Since the end of 2019, the entire planet has been trying to work around and fight against the novel coronavirus, or...

Biden Legally Changes Middle Name to “Fuck Trump”

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HAWKEYE, DELAWARE -- Today, President-elect Joe Biden did what his transition team is calling "some light housekeeping paperwork" ahead of his inauguration on January...

Merriam-Webster Redefines the Word “Cunty”

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The fact of the matter is that English, like all language, is an artform and communication tool constantly in a state of evolution. Slang...

Justice Barrett Gets Permission from Husband to Start First Day on Supreme Court

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- All the hearings had been held. All the votes, for and against her confirmation had been cast. Her oaths had been...

74 Year Old Toddler Posts Full Video of His “60 Minutes” Tantrum

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the most powerful toddler in the free world posted video of his interview on "60 Minutes," which was conducted with...

Senate Republicans Fear Dems Will Smear Amy Coney Barrett With Her Own Actions, Words,...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Next week, the Senate Judiciary Committee, under chairmanship from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), will begin the confirmation process of Judge Amy...

Well That’s It. The Republicans Have Convinced Me. I am NOT Voting for Hunter...

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Editor's Note: The following is an editorial written by the Editor In Chief and Head Fuckwit of The Political Garbage Chute, James "Jambo" Schlarmann. The views and...

Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that he would support his party's push to ram a replacement...