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“The Jerk” To Be Remade As “The A-Hole,” Starring Donald Trump

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HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- Reports out of Tinseltown are that a new remake of a classic comedy film has just been green lighted. "The Jerk," starring Steve Martin,...

Trump Supporter: America is Terrible and Kaepernick Should Honor America Because It’s Perfect

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One conservative man's outrage over Colin Kaepernick not standing for the National Anthem.

Trump Jokingly Refers to Honest Abe’s Wife as “The Lincoln Tunnel”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump was forced to issue a hasty apology to the Lincoln Family Trust this morning after a hot mic picked...

Trump Claims It Was Obama Who Farted on All The Brand New Couches in...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In recent days, President Donald Trump has renewed his attacks on his predecessor. Mr. Trump's political career began specifically in response to...

Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he has decided to hire and "personally not pay for" a private detective to locate...

This Weeping Man Will Pummel Your Snowflake Ass If You Make Fun of His...

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"Leave Donald Trump alone! You hear me?! Leave my dear, sweet, cherubic, white collar criminal of a president alone," John Wilkes shouts at the...

Trump Campaign Manager Promises His Boss Will ‘Keep America on the White Track’

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CHANCHO BANCHO CANYON, ARIZONA -- As he prepares the Donald Trump 2020 machine in Arizona -- a state that has lost one of its...

Fake President Gives Speech Behind Real Presidential Seal

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FARTBUCKET SPRINGS, MINNESOTA -- A man impersonating the President of the United States gave a speech today, and during the oratory he was standing...

Mueller Can’t Believe He Forgot to Tell Congress About How Much Trump Wants to...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As soon as he set foot inside his hotel room, it hit Bob Mueller like a ton of bricks. He'd forgotten...

Women for Trump Teams Up With Chickens for McNuggets to Throw White House Campaign...

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The White House will play host to a special dinner gala celebration of the couple of things President Donald Trump has done that he...