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Trump Rescinds Statue of Liberty Poem
In Trump's America, the Statue of Liberty isn't looking for huddled masses, unless they're white, Christian, and from European countries.
Hasbro to Release”Trumpnopoly” Game Where the Point is to File Bankruptcy and Dodge Taxes
PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND -- During a quarterly conference call with investors, Hasbro -- the toy and game company that currently owns the rights to...
President’s Reelection Campaign Unveils New White Pointed MAGA Hoods
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2016, the Donald Trump/Vladimir Putin campaign helped launch a new icon of American politics in the 21st century -- the...
Jesus Christ Has A Message For His Followers Who Vote For Trump: Fuck You
Jesus Christ does not mince words.
El Paso Shooting Victim Asked If She Could Be Shot Instead of Getting a...
EL PASO, TX -- An victim of the deadly mass shooting in El Paso, Texas last week was being visited by the president when...
Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) was stopped on her way to the grocery store today in the nation's capital. Rep. Tlaib was...
Man Who Fractured Kid’s Skull For ‘Disrespecting’ Anthem to Receive Presidential Medal of Nationalist...
SHITDICK, MONTANA -- A man who beat and fractured a 13-year-old boy's skull because he said the child was "disrespecting" the flag during the...
Trump Promises to Write MAGA Bomber Every Day He’s in Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, Cesar Sayoc sent pipe bombs to over a dozen prominent Democrats. Mr. Sayoc was eventually caught after an intense...
Trump Says That He Misses Blaming His Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sister publication The Political Garbage Chute reported last week that recent a recent staff departure has him feeling blue. While turnover...
ISIS Asks Trump For Tips on Inspiring Young Men
SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- The terrorist organization known as ISIS, or Daesh, alleges that they have reached out to President Donald Trump, and are...
