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To Defeat Them, Trump Decides To Buy Google

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though White House lawyers are still confirming if it would be legal to do so, President Donald Trump announced today that...

Trump Demands Betsy Ross Redesign American Flag

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump did not color the American flag wrong while visiting elementary school children, despite what...

Putin Growing Irritated Hillary Is In Trump’s Mouth More Than He Is These Days

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MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Russian/American President Vladimir Putin (R-Kremlin) is said to be extremely irate these days, after reviewing several recent tweets sent by one...

Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office, just hours after tweeting his displeasure about Google search results for "Trump news," President Donald Trump signed...

Huckabee Sanders Can’t Guarantee Trump’s Not Never Probably Absolutely Definitely Said The N-Word...

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters today that she "cannot, in good faith, guarantee"...

White Serial Rapist/Murderer Supports Trump Wall So “Illegal Immigrants Don’t Steal” His Job

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FORTUITO BLANCO, NORTH DAKOTA -- 36 Year old Chad Biffington is a serial rapist and murderer, and he fully supports President Donald Trump's proposal...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Trump’s So Honest It Just Really, Really, Really Feels Like...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The subject of whether or not President Donald Trump can be trusted is, of course, a silly one. The man who...

Rudy: “Trump Always Tells the Truth Unless He’s Lying But Then He’s Telling The...

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9/11 TOWN, USA -- During a radio interview on WKKK, Kentucky's leading conservative talk radio station, President Donald Trump's attorney attempted to explain to...

President Trump Furious He Can’t Get Into Ivanka’s Pants

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An irate President Trump lashed out violently this morning, throwing a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke through a window in the...

Trump’s Space Force Laser Guns Will Go “Pee! Pee!” Instead of “Pew! Pew!”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has changed his mind, and instead of going "pew pew," the laser blasters used by his new Space...