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God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat,...

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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Today, in what would be bizarre moment in literally any other period in American history, a sitting president called...

Denmark Says Greenland Will Be For Sale When Donald Trump Jr. Can Spell It

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that it was a day that ended in "Y," President Donald Trump got into yet another dust up...

Scientists Can Finally Prove Which Trump Can Outsmart a Bag of Hammers

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After years of speculation and wonder, scientists at a leading research lab have published a study that they say supports a formula the team...

New York Offers to Rename Public Toilet After Trump

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Perhaps in an attempt to quell a growing controversy and make amends with the most powerful small handed man...

Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The issue of whether or not President Donald J. Trump is a racist man has clearly started to get under his...

Trump Pardons Booth

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2018, former reality-TV star Donald Trump issuing a full presidential pardon to convicted felon and right-wing commentator Dinesh D'Souza. This...

Trump 2020 Campaign Will Use Flaming T’s to Help His Base Find Their Polling...

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WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- The reelection campaign  headquarters for President Donald Trump announced that they would be paying to install special landmarks in the states...

President Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at approximately 7:45 am a state of national emergency was declared...

A New York City Petition to Rename Landfill After Donald Trump Has Over 3...

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A petition making the rounds in the Big Apple has gained public attention, and has forced the hashtag #ObamaAve...

Greenland Asks Trump How He Can Afford to Buy Them Without a Loan from...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, our sister publication Alternative Facts, published a report that President Donald Trump has already had his proposal to buy Greenland...