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Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ held a holy press conference today from the corporate headquarters...
Fox News Worried About Integrity of Trump’s “Worldwide News Network”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- During a conference call with shareholders this morning, a Fox News executive expressed concerns about a new "worldwide news...
Trump Wants Statue of Liberty Torch Outfitted With Tear Gas Launcher
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Leading up to the 2018 mid-term election -- one that saw his party lose control of the House of Representatives in...
Turkey Passes On Pardon From Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president to "pardon" a turkey in the week leading up to...
Donald Trump Models Wildfire Prevention by Raking White House Lawn
Washington D.C. -- President Donald Trump, fresh on the heals of his visit to the fire-ravaged area of California, decided to show the country...
Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, President Donald Trump unleashed another torrent of angry tweets about Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation into Russian...
Trump Says He Gave Stan Lee Inspiration For His Iconic “SuperSpiderHulkThing” Character
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the comic book world lost one of its most influential and important figures -- Marvel founder Stan Lee. President Donald...
After President’s World War Trolling, Macron Suggests He’ll Start Ribbing Trump Over Confederacy Losing
WHERE THE NAKED LADIES DANCE, FRANCE -- Last year, the world was abuzz over what seemed to be a budding bromance between French President...
Trump Wants His New Space Force’s Guns To Go “PEW PEW!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reportedly surprised even his own administration officials when he directed the Department of Defense to begin the process...
Trump Demands Paul Ryan Institute Electoral College Rules For 2018 Midterm Results
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having taken in the whole breadth and scope of the 2018 mid-term election results, has sent a "high...
