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Study of Mitch McConnell’s DNA Might Prove Existence of Racist Sperm
The National Research Labs of America published results of a new study this week that could, after peer review, disprove one of the longest...
Mitch McConnell Named Oncology Magazine’s ‘Cancer of the Millennium’
Throughout his lengthy career in politics, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) has won a few awards, mostly from right-of-center think tanks and conservative...
5 Sandwiches to Order Instead of Administering the Heimlich Maneuver to a Choking Mitch...
It's happened to so many of us we've probably lost count.
You walk into a sandwich shop -- your favorite; the one that doesn't overcharge...
Mitch McConnell Buys Aunt Jemima Syrup But Puts the Bottle in the Back of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell was recently spotted out and about the suburbs of the nation's capital, shopping for groceries. McConnell,...
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Still a Villainous Cartoon Character Piece of Shit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two-thirds of the House of Representatives, the President of the United States, and several Senate Republicans have all worked together to...
Democratic Operative Regrets Rigging Election for Mitch McConnell to Retain Senate Control
LOS SOROS, COMMIEFORNIA -- She didn't think things through; at least not completely. She put in months of time, working to cobble together the...
UPDATE: Mitch McConnell Still a Certifiably Racist, Wet-Eyed, Wattle-Necked Cuntsicle
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In our continuing endeavor to provide our readers with the most current, up to date news and events worthy of their...
Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama and Federal Judge Merrick Garland have released a statement, following Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's speech on...
Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he's "sick and tired of the Democrats treating President...
Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The idea of "Medicare for All" -- expanding the United States' low cost healthcare program for the elderly and working poor...
