Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA — White House officials are confirming at this hour that Vice President Mike Pence is in stable condition, but is still “shaken, woozy, and a bit confused,” one aide said, after watching the 2018 Winter Olympics opening ceremony. Pence was rushed back to his hotel room, complaining of “light headedness” and a … Continue reading Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity