Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #345

ZOMG! He's coming for your guns...we think...maybe. Probably. If it all works out.

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #345): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #345):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Give Sight to the Blind (Week #345)

zero

Total: Guns Used to Give Sight to the Blind (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Syrian Refugees Taken in By Guns (Week #345)

zero

Total: Syrian Refugees Taken in By Guns (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Abortions Talked Out of by Guns (Week #345)

zero

Total: Abortions Talked Out of by Guns  (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Number of Americans Who Don’t See the Blistering Stupidity of Regulating Cars More Than Guns

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