Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #344

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #344): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #344):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Executions Broadcast Live on TV (Japan) Week Ending 8/28/2015:

zero

Total: Executions Broadcast Live on TV (Australia) Week Ending 8/28/2015:

zero

Total: Executions Broadcast Live on TV (United Kingdom) Week Ending 8/28/2015:

zero

Total: Executions Broadcast Live on TV (France) Week Ending 8/28/2015:

zero

Total: Executions Broadcast Live on TV (Spain) Week Ending 8/28/2015:

zero

Total: Executions Broadcast Live on TV (Italy) Week Ending 8/28/2015:

zero

Total: Number of Senseless Acts of Gun Violence It Will Take Before The Gun Lobby Takes a Back Seat to Common Sense

“In-fucking-calculable.”

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