Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #421

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #421): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #421):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Cure Cancer:

zero

Total: Guns Used to Build Shelters for Homeless People:

zero

Total: Guns Used to Treat Chemical Dependencies:

zero

Total: Highways/Bridges Repaired By Guns:

zero

Total: Days Gone Without a Shooting Incident During Barack Obama’s Presidency:

zero

Total:  Years With Less Than 5 Mass Shootings In United States (2009-2015)

zero

Total:  Mass Firearm Killings In Great Britain (2009-2015):

1

Total:  Mass Firearm Killings In Australia (2009-2015):

 1

Total:  Mass Firearm Killings In Japan (2009-2015):

zero

Total:  Mass Firearm Killings In The United States (2009-2015):

>20

Total: Americans Still Naive Enough to Think Common Sense Gun Laws Have No Impact on The Number of Mass Shootings In a Country:

“A dangerously stupid-high number.”

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