Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #420

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #420): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #420):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Weeks Since Last Mass Shooting in the U.S.:

zero

Total: Months Without a Mass Shooting in the U.S., 2015:

zero

Total: Months Without A Mass Shooting in the U.S., 2014:

zero

Total: Months Without a Mass Shooting in the U.S., 2013:

zero

Total: Soft, Warm Quilts – Knitted by Firarms:

zero

Total:  Love Songs –  Composed by Firearms:

zero

Total: Tense Situations – Made Better, More Relaxed by Firearms:

zero

Total: Americans Willing to Overlook a Clear and Obvious Trend in Gun Violence For the Sake of Misguided Ideas Over What the 2nd Amendment Is About:

“A tragically embarrassing number.”

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
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