Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #413

Do you have one, two, or 15 guns? Are they safe from the purloining paws of the Secret Commie, Kenyan, Socialist Dictator?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #413): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #413):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #413):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero


Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #413):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #413):

 zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans who believe a pedophile pizza ring was being operated by Hillary Clinton but can’t possibly fathom how Donald Trump would be deeply compromised by the Russians:

“We are duly fucked, comrades.”


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