Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #412

If it's a day that ends in "Y," Barack Obama is obsessed with the confiscation of your sweet, living, kind, benevolent instrument of instant death.

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #412): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #412):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #412):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero


Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #412):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #412):

 zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans who believe that Donald Trump will do anything to protect the Second Amendment other than wiping his ass with it as he does everything else in his life that doesn’t directly enrich himself:

“Drain the LOL.”


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