Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #401

Obama's lust for your liberty lobber knows no bounds.

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #401): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #401):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #401):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero


Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #401):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #401):

 zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans who have more ammunition than IQ points, and guns than fingers:

“Donald Trump is a presidential nominee. Enough said.”


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