Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #399

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #399): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #399):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #399):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero




Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #399):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #399):

 zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans who will stop believing Obama is coming for their guns after November 8th, because they know “FOR SURE” that Hillary will take them instead and Benghazi us all:

“Pray for the sweet release of death.”


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