Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #398

A hard look at the numbers behind Obama's gun confiscation.

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #398): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #398):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #398):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero


Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #398):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #398):

 zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of guns an average American gun nut feels they need to own to protect them from another average American gun nut’s gunsL

“Round and round we go, where we stop, BANG BANG BANG!”


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