Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #388

Did Obama's Gun Confiscation ensnare YOUR freedom cannon this week?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #388): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #388):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #388):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero




 

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #388):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #388):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans who believe that believe their right to a gun supersedes your right to not be shot by one:

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