Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #387

Did Obama's Gun Confiscation snatch up your freedom cannon this week?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #387): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #387):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #387):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

 




Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #387):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #387):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans (minority civilians or innocent cops) that need to be killed in senseless gun violence before Americans even remotely broach the subject of better handling who to give guns to:

“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”

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