Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #384

Brace yourself for this week's Obama's Gun Confiscation Count.

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #384): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #384):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #384):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero




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Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #384):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #384):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans needed to be killed in mass shootings carried out by semi-automatic assault rifles before we are allowed to even broach the subject of just having more control over who gets such a weapon:

“Well, we know it’s more than 50, don’t we?”

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