Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #383): 
Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):
Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #383):
Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):
Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #383):
Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):
Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #383):
Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):
Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #383):
Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):
Total: Number of Americans who genuinely believe their guns are in more danger than the rest of us who want to live without fear of being shot by some hot-headed wannabe cop:
“Let’s just go live in a cave, shall we?”
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