Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #382

Is your freedom blaster part of Obama's Gun Confiscation count this week?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #382): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #382):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #382):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #382):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #382):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of multiple-victim shooting incidents it will take for Americans to at least consider new ways to ensure guns are available but as safe as possible, and sold to those we can have the best chances of knowing we can trust:

“Fuck us all.”

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