Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #381

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #381): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #381):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #381):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #381):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #381):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans who are finally convinced Obama’s not coming for their guns, but Hillary or Bernie will for sure, and they will also make being heterosexual, white, Christian, or male illegal while taxing us 1,000%:

“Is it too late for the Universe to call a mulligan on humanity?”

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