Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #379

The unspeakable toll of Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #379): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #379):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #379):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #379):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #379):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of guns Wayne LaPierre owns just so he can masturbate to them:

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