Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #378

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Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #378): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #378):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #378):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #378):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #378):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans who bought a gun to protect themselves from all the other guns other Americans bought to protect THEMSELVES from all the guns totally different people from the first group of people bought (who also bought their guns to protect themselves from everyone else’s guns they couldn’t think of at the moment):

“Ain’t got time wonder why, WHOOPEE! We’re all gonna die.”

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