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Updated: April 8, 2016

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #375

By James Schlarmann

April 8, 2016

247

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #375):

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #375):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #375):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #375):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #375):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Number of Americans who bought at least one gun this week because they still think Obama’s coming for them:

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