Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #371

Did Obama's Gun Confiscation ensnare your freedom cannon?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #371): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #371):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #371):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #371):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #371):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Mass Shootings and Daily Gun Violence it Will Take for American to Consider New Ways to Make Guns Safer:

“Just walk away slowly, and no one gets hurt.”

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