Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #361 – Executive Order Edition

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #361): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #361):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Seized After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced :

zero

Total: Semi-Automatic Firearms Deemed Illegal After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

zero

Total: Legally Purchased Firearms Collected by Jackbooted Thugs After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

zero

Total: Gun Manufacturer Lobbyists Executed Personally by the President After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

zero

Total:  Second Amendments Expunged After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

zero

Total: Second Amendments Expunged After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

zero

Total: Socialist Governments Replacing Constitutional Republics After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

zero

Total: Number of Common Sense Gun Laws Were Passed In the Last Several Years to Attempt to Address an Obvious Problem With Access to Guns in This Country, Forcing Obama to Announce His New Executive Orders on Gun Control:

zero

Total: Number of Americans Who Think a Background Check is an Unconstitutional Infringement But Voter ID Laws Are Just Fine:

A truly ball-aching amount.

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
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