Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #361 – Executive Order Edition

By James Schlarmann

January 8, 2016

402

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Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #361):

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #361):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Seized After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced :

Total: Semi-Automatic Firearms Deemed Illegal After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

Total: Legally Purchased Firearms Collected by Jackbooted Thugs After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

Total: Gun Manufacturer Lobbyists Executed Personally by the President After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

Total: Second Amendments Expunged After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

Total: Second Amendments Expunged After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

Total: Socialist Governments Replacing Constitutional Republics After President Obama’s Executive Orders on Gun Control Were Announced:

Total: Number of Common Sense Gun Laws Were Passed In the Last Several Years to Attempt to Address an Obvious Problem With Access to Guns in This Country, Forcing Obama to Announce His New Executive Orders on Gun Control:

Total: Number of Americans Who Think a Background Check is an Unconstitutional Infringement But Voter ID Laws Are Just Fine:

A truly ball-aching amount.

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