Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #360 – New Year’s Eve Edition

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #360): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (2015):

zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #360):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (2015):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Deemed Unconstitutional by Royal Obama Decree (Week #360):

zero

Total: Guns Deemed Unconstitutional by Royal Obama Decree (2015):

zero

Total: Guns Deemed Unconstitutional by Royal Obama Decree (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Assault Rifles Banned by President Obama (Week #360):

zero

Total: Assault Rifles Banned by President Obama (2015):

zero

Total: Assault Rifles Banned by President Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total:  Second Amendments Expunged by President Obama (Week #360):

zero

Total:  Second Amendments Expunged by President Obama (2015):

zero

Total:  Second Amendments Expunged by President Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Take a Cup of Kindness Yet (Week #360):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Take a Cup of Kindness Yet (2015):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Take a Cup of Kindness Yet (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Common Sense Gun Laws That Will Be Passed Next Year to Attempt to Address an Obvious Problem With Access to Guns in This Country

zero

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