Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #357

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #357): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #357):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Taken From Christians and Given to Muslims (Week #357):

zero

Total: Guns Taken From Christians and Given to Muslims (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Needed to Stop Tyrannical U.S. Government (Week #357):

zero

Total: Guns Needed to Stop Tyrannical U.S. Government  (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Melted Down and Turned into Indestructible Korans (Week #357):

zero

Total: Guns Melted Down and Turned into Indestructible Korans (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Seized Right Out From Underneath Unsuspecting Patriots’ Noses (Week #357):

zero

Total: Guns Seized Right Out From Underneath Unsuspecting Patriots’ Noses (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Dancing in Their School Production of “The Nutcracker” (Week #357):

zero

Total: Guns Dancing in Their School Production of “The Nutcracker” (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Americans Who Think Their Guns Are More Important Than Your Safety

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