Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #355

Did Obama's Gun Confiscation claim your favorite firearm this week?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #355): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #355):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Taken From Americans and Handed to Syrian Refugees (Week #355):

zero

Total: Guns Taken From Americans and Handed to Syrian Refugees (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Christian Churches Burned Down After Seizing All Guns in The Town (Week #355):

zero

Total: Christian Churches Burned Down After Seizing All Guns in The Town (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: White House Kwanza/Gun Confiscation Parties Held (Week #355):

zero

Total: White House Kwanza/Gun Confiscation Parties Held (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Force Gay Marriage on American Christians (Week #355):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Force Gay Marriage on American Christians (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Americans Forced to Choose Between Gun Ownership and Worshiping Satan (Week #355):

zero

Total: Americans Forced to Choose Between Gun Ownership and Worshiping Satan (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Americans Who Think The Second Amendment Can Protect Us From a Tyrannical Government But Not Mythical Terrorists Sneaking In With Refugees:

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