Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #354

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #354): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #354):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Opened, Citizens Herded Into (Week #354):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Opened, Citizens Herded Into (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Citizens Rounded-up, Forced to Hand Over All Their Guns (Week #354):

zero

Total: Citizens Rounded-up, Forced to Hand Over All Their Gun (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: American Gun Owners Thrown in Jail and Forced to Perform Muslim Religious Ceremonies (Week #354):

zero

Total: American Gun Owners Thrown in Jail and Forced to Perform Muslim Religious Ceremonies (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Force Gay Marriage on American Christians (Week #354):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Force Gay Marriage on American Christians (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Americans Forced to Choose Between Gun Ownership and Worshiping Satan (Week #354):

zero

Total: Americans Forced to Choose Between Gun Ownership and Worshiping Satan (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Americans Who Really Think Sensible Gun Laws Wouldn’t Make a Positive Impact on Gun Deaths

“A staggering, mind-numbing, heartbreaking number.”

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