Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #353

Obama's Gun Confiscation keeps rollin', rollin', rollin.

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #353): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #353):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Opened, Citizens Herded Into (Week #353):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Opened, Citizens Herded Into (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Taken From Law-Abiding Citizens and Handed to Criminals (Week #353):

zero

Total: Guns Taken From Law-Abiding Citizens and Handed to Criminals (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Working to Find a Solution to Global Poverty (Week #353):

zero

Total: Guns Working to Find a Solution to Global Poverty (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Make Crepes (Week #353):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Make Crepes (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Win the World Series (Week #353):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Win the World Series (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans Willing to Trade Other, Dead Americans for Another Gun or Two:

“You know the drill by now.”

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