Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #352 Humor/Satire October 29, 2015 Share Facebook Twitter Pinterest Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #352): Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency): Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #352): Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency): Total: FEMA Camps Opened, Citizens Herded Into (Week #352): Total: FEMA Camps Opened, Citizens Herded Into (Entire Presidency): Total: Guns Taken From Law-Abiding Citizens and Handed to Criminals (Week #352): Total: Guns Taken From Law-Abiding Citizens and Handed to Criminals (Entire Presidency): Total: Guns Paying For Underprivileged Kids’ College Education (Week #352): Total: Guns Paying For Underprivileged Kids’ College Education (Entire Presidency) Total: Guns Used to Pry Victims From Car Crashes (Week #352): Total: Guns Used to Pry Victims From Car Crashes (Entire Presidency) Total: Guns Used to Administer Flu Vaccines (Week #352) Total: Guns Used to Administer Flu Vaccines (Entire Presidency) Total: Number of Americans Who Truly Believe Guns Aren’t at Least PART of the Gun Violence Problem: “You can find me with my head in the oven, thanks.” Related James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmboComedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content. Search Latest articles Matt Gaetz Tells CPAC He Won’t Let Trump ‘Pull Out Until He Finishes’ February 26, 2021 Update: Stephen Miller is Still a Bald, Racist Cunt February 25, 2021 Marjorie Taylor Greene Requests Medical Crack Exception From House Leadership February 23, 2021 Surgeon General Recommends Shitting on Ted Cruz Twice Daily February 22, 2021 @politicalgarbagechute Follow Previous articleSad Libertarian Can’t Figure Out Why His Bottom Polling Candidate Didn’t Get More Debate TimeNext articlePeople Who Would Have to Make Tough Decisions as POTUS Bummed About Tough Debate Questions Related articles Matt Gaetz Tells CPAC He Won’t Let Trump ‘Pull Out Until He Finishes’ Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - February 26, 2021 0 A visibly evident and olfactorily confirmed drunk Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) slurred and stammered his way through a long-winded speech today during the 2021... Read more Update: Stephen Miller is Still a Bald, Racist Cunt Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - February 25, 2021 0 When one thinks back on the four year diarrhea buffet that was the Trump administration, it's hard not to, at some point, think about... Read more Marjorie Taylor Greene Requests Medical Crack Exception From House Leadership Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - February 23, 2021 0 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has a lot of time on her hands, now that she's been completely stripped of her committee... Read more Leave a reply Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Related