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Updated: October 29, 2015

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #352

By James Schlarmann

October 29, 2015

270

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #352): Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #352):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: FEMA Camps Opened, Citizens Herded Into (Week #352):

Total: FEMA Camps Opened, Citizens Herded Into (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Taken From Law-Abiding Citizens and Handed to Criminals (Week #352):

Total: Guns Taken From Law-Abiding Citizens and Handed to Criminals (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Paying For Underprivileged Kids’ College Education (Week #352):

Total: Guns Paying For Underprivileged Kids’ College Education (Entire Presidency)

Total: Guns Used to Pry Victims From Car Crashes (Week #352):

Total: Guns Used to Pry Victims From Car Crashes (Entire Presidency)

Total: Guns Used to Administer Flu Vaccines (Week #352)

Total: Guns Used to Administer Flu Vaccines (Entire Presidency)

**Total: Number of Americans Who Truly Believe Guns Aren’t at Least PART of the Gun Violence Problem:**

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