Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #351

By James Schlarmann

October 19, 2015

278

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #351): Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #351):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Used For Umbrellas (week #351):

Total: Guns Used For Umbrellas (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Used as Nutritional Supplements for Under-privileged Children (week #351):

Total: Guns Used as Nutritional Supplements for Under-privileged Children (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Used to Rescue Abandoned Kittens (Week #351)

Total: Guns Used to Rescue Abandoned Kittens (Entire Presidency)

Total: Guns Used to Cure AIDS (Week #50:

Total: Guns Used to Cure AIDS (Entire Presidency)

Total: Guns Used to Help Little Old Ladies Cross the Street (Week #351)

Total: Guns Used to Help Little Old Ladies Cross the Street(Entire Presidency)

Total: Guns used to kill someone that didn’t deserve to die in the United States in the last year alone:

“Shut up, hippi! Shall not be infringed!”

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