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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #350

By James Schlarmann
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Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #350): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #350):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns That Opened Orphanages (week #350):

zero

Total: Guns That Opened Orphanages (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total:Guns Used To Write New Musicals About A Hot Dog Named “Slim” (week #350):

zero

Total:Guns Used To Write New Musicals About A Hot Dog Named “Slim” (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Bowl a Perfect 300 Game (Week #350)

zero

Total: Guns Used to Bowl a Perfect 300 Game  (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Guns Used to Deliver Babies  (Week #50:

zero

Total: Guns Used to Deliver Babies (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Guns Part of a Balanced Breakfast (Week #350)

zero

Total: Guns Part of a Balanced Breakfast (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Number of gun homicides in the last week alone.

“Only Communist Socialist gun grabbing libtards care.”

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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