Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #350

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #350): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #350):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns That Opened Orphanages (week #350):

zero

Total: Guns That Opened Orphanages (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total:Guns Used To Write New Musicals About A Hot Dog Named “Slim” (week #350):

zero

Total:Guns Used To Write New Musicals About A Hot Dog Named “Slim” (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Bowl a Perfect 300 Game (Week #350)

zero

Total: Guns Used to Bowl a Perfect 300 Game  (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Guns Used to Deliver Babies  (Week #50:

zero

Total: Guns Used to Deliver Babies (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Guns Part of a Balanced Breakfast (Week #350)

zero

Total: Guns Part of a Balanced Breakfast (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Number of gun homicides in the last week alone.

“Only Communist Socialist gun grabbing libtards care.”

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