Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #350 Humor/Satire October 12, 2015 Share Facebook Twitter Pinterest Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #350): Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency): Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #350): Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency): Total: Guns That Opened Orphanages (week #350): Total: Guns That Opened Orphanages (Entire Presidency): Total:Guns Used To Write New Musicals About A Hot Dog Named “Slim” (week #350): Total:Guns Used To Write New Musicals About A Hot Dog Named “Slim” (Entire Presidency): Total: Guns Used to Bowl a Perfect 300 Game (Week #350) Total: Guns Used to Bowl a Perfect 300 Game (Entire Presidency) Total: Guns Used to Deliver Babies (Week #50: Total: Guns Used to Deliver Babies (Entire Presidency) Total: Guns Part of a Balanced Breakfast (Week #350) Total: Guns Part of a Balanced Breakfast (Entire Presidency) Total: Number of gun homicides in the last week alone. “Only Communist Socialist gun grabbing libtards care.” Related James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmboComedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content. Search Latest articles Devin Nunes Starting to Worry His Mouth is Stuck Like That January 21, 2021 Putin Admits He’s Feeling Down About Being a One Term President Installer January 20, 2021 Trump Will Just Sit in the Oval Office and Masturbate to Old Apprentice Tapes While Biden is Sworn-In January 19, 2021 National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot January 15, 2021 @politicalgarbagechute Follow Previous articleBen Carson Says He’d Have Attacked the Iceberg If He’d Have Been on the TitanicNext articleRep. Trey Gowdy To Move Benghazi Hearings to Salem Related articles Devin Nunes Starting to Worry His Mouth is Stuck Like That Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - January 21, 2021 0 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For four years many people in Congressman Devin Nunes' life tried to warn him. His friends, both of them, tried to... Read more Putin Admits He’s Feeling Down About Being a One Term President Installer Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - January 20, 2021 0 MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- He's finally had enough time to process it. He didn't want to believe it at first, but there's just no denying... Read more Trump Will Just Sit in the Oval Office and Masturbate to Old Apprentice Tapes While Biden is Sworn-In Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - January 19, 2021 0 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most people didn't have any notion that soon-to-be-former President Donald J. Trump would attend Joe Biden's inauguration tomorrow. What most people... Read more Leave a reply Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Related