Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #349

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #349): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #349):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Shootings at Schools/Learning Institutions (2013)

>30

Total: Shootings at Schools/Learning Institutions (2014)

>50

Total: Shootings at Schools/Learning Institutions (2015)

>45

Total: Shootings at Schools/Learning Institutions (2013-2015)

142

Total: Universal Background Check Laws Passed (Week #349)

zero

Total: Universal Background Check Laws Passed (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Magazine Capacity Limit Laws Passed (Week #349)

zero

Total: Magazine Capacity Limit Laws Passed (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Amount of Congressional Effort to Address the Large Uptick of Mass Shootings in the U.S.A. (Week #349)

zero

Total: Amount of Congressional Effort to Address the Large Uptick of Mass Shootings in the U.S.A. (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Number of Americans On Campuses and Other Places Where No One Should Feel Like They Have to Carry a Gun to Feel Safe Who Will Be Gunned-Down Before Our Government Does Fuck-All to Even Lessen The Number Those Deaths:

“You really DON’T want to know the number.”

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
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