Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #348

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #348): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #348):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Syrian Refugees Housed, Clothed, and Fed by Guns (Week #348)

zero

Total: Syrian Refugees Housed, Clothed, and Fed by Guns (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Guns Used to End World Hunger (Week #348)

zero

Total: Guns Used to End World Hunger  (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Streets Swept Clean by Guns (Week #348)

zero

Total: Guns Used to Cure Childhood Cancers (Week #348)

zero

Total: Guns Used to Cure Childhood Cancers (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Inner-City Youth, College Tuition Paid for by Guns (Week #348)

zero

Total: Inner-City Youth, College Tuition Paid for by Guns (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Number of Americans Who Think Owning a Gun is a More Important Civil Liberty Than Not Having Religion Rammed Down Their Throat

“We stopped counting after a few million.”

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