Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #346

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #346): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #346):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Melted Down in the Fires of Mount Doom (Week #346)

zero

Total: Guns Melted Down in the Fires of Mount Doom (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Military Takeovers of the State of Texas Completed (Week #346)

zero

Total: Military Takeovers of the State of Texas Completed (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Hungry People Fed by Guns (Week #346)

zero

Total: Hungry People Fed by Guns (Entire Presidency)

zero

Total: Number of Americans Who Think Their Government Will Ever Come For Their Guns, Let Alone That It Wants To:

“A ridiculously shameful number.”

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