Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #411

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Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #411): zeroTotal Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number of National Gun Registries Ordered by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Fast Track Trade Authorities Taken Advantage of by President Barack Obama:

zero(Wow, look at the Democrats with spines all of a sudden)

Total Christian Traditions Ruled Illegal Through Executive Fiat by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Benghazis Covered Up (Again) by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Forced Abortions of Republican Babies Issued by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Free Markets: Shat Upon by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total “In God We Trust”s Removed From Coinage by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Lincoln Bedroom Jack-Off-a-Thons Hosted by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number Of Times We Will Continue This Bit Until People Stop Believing That Shit Will Come to Be Under President Barack Obama’s Watch:

“Forever and ever and ever if we have to, you dinkuses.”

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