Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #419

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #419): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #419):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Approximate Total: Guns In America:

283,000,000-310,000,000

Approximate Total: Guns Sold During Entire Presidency of President Barack Obama:

31,500,000

Average: Yearly Gun Deaths in The United States of America:

30,000

Average: Yearly Gun Homicides in Japan:

<50

Average: Yearly Gun Homicides in Germany, Italy, France:

<150

Average: Yearly Gun Homicides in Canada:

<200

Average:Yearly Gun Homicides in The United States of America:

>10,000

 

Total: Cancers Cured by Firarms:

zero

Total: International Nuclear Accords Brokered by Firearms:

zero

Total: Puppy Dogs Rescued by Firearms:

zero

Total: Tantrums Thrown by Selfish Pricks With 12 Year Old Mentalities About Their Toys:

“A super-ridiculous-hardcore-crazy-almost-innumerable amount.”

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
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