Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #418): 
Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):
Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #418):
Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):
Total: Common Sense Gun Laws Passed After >100 Mass Shootings During Entire Presidency of President Barack Obama:
Total: Common Sense Gun Laws Passed After > 4000 Mass Shooting Deaths During Entire Presidency of President Barack Obama:
Total: Common Sense Gun Laws Passed After 20 Small Children Murdered in Mass Shooting During Presidency of President Barack Obama:
Total: Times “Insurrection Against Your Own Government” Is Mentioned in The Second Amendment:
Total: Times “Just In Case You Don’t Like Losing Elections” Is Mentioned in the Second Amendment:
Total: Times Guns Have Performed Open-Heart Surgery:
Total: Cases of AIDS, Cancer, Flu or Common Cold Cured By Guns:
Total: Babies Rocked Gently to Sleep By the Dulcet Tones of a Firearm:
Total: NRA Executives With a Soul:
Total: Fucks Given, NRA Executives For The Loss of Innocent Lives at the Hands of a Gunman:
Total: Honest Attempts, NRA Executives To Help Keep Guns Out of the Hands of Violent, Vicious Sociopaths:
Total: Number of People Needed to Die Before Gun Nuts Stop Acting Like Selfish Cunts:
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