Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #417

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #417): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week 417):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Mass Shootings During Entire Presidency of President Barack Obama:

>100

Total: Mass Shooting Gun Deaths During Entire Presidency of President Barack Obama:

>560

Total: American Gun Deaths During Entire Presidency of President Barack Obama:

>10,000

Total: American Gun Deaths Since 1980:

>1,000,000

American Gun Deaths Per 100,000 People (through 2012):

10

Total: Guns Banned in Response To Over 100 Mass Shootings Since He Took Office – President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Universal Background Check and High-Capacity Magazine/Clip/Feeder Laws Enacted By Congress After >100 Mass Shootings Since President Barack Obama Took Office:

zero

Total: Number of Citizens That Will Die In the Future Thanks to Inaction by a Congress Fully Bought and Paid For by the Gun Lobby:

“An incalculable sum.”

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
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