Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #416

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #416): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week 416):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Jack Booted Thugs Sent to Private Citizen’s Door to Confiscate Guns by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Executive Orders Banning Firearms by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Secret Communist Manifestos Snuck Into Bibles by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Muslim Prayers Conducted in the Oval Office by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Death Panels Conducted by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Confederate Flags Banned Throughout the Land by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Cancellations of All Christian Holidays by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total: Number of Times Obama Conspiracy Theorists Need to be Shown Evidence That They’re Full of Shit Before They Stop Spreading Lies and Craziness:

“A literally immeasurable and incalculable sum.”

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