Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #415

Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #415): zeroTotal Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week 414):

zero

Total Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total Confederate Flags: Burned by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Wars on Christianity: Started by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Corpses of Ronald Reagan: Skull-Fucked by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Sharia Laws: Instituted by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Kenyan Birth Certificates: Hidden From Public by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total FEMA Camps: Opened and Forced Internment Into by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Capitalisms Destroyed and Replaced With Socialisms by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number of Wickedly Stupid Things That Conservatives Truly Believe President Obama and All Liberals Want To Do To America:

“A shamefully large number.”

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
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