Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #410

Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #410): zeroTotal Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number of Guns Ordered Melted Down by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Government Takeovers of Entire Industries by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Saul Alinsky Statues Erected In Front of the White House by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Gay Mexican Muslim Illegal Immigrants Married by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Socialist Dictates Issued by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Mosques Built Over Confederate Soldier Graves by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Cancellations of 2016 Elections by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total International Apology Tours by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number, Americans Cowed Into Actually Thinking Any of This Crap Could Come to Be Under President Barack Obama’s Watch:

“An Embarrassingly Ginormous Number.”

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