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Updated: June 5, 2015

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #410

By James Schlarmann

June 5, 2015

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Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #410): Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama:

Total Number of Guns Ordered Melted Down by President Barack Obama:

Total Government Takeovers of Entire Industries by President Barack Obama:

Total Saul Alinsky Statues Erected In Front of the White House by President Barack Obama:

Total Gay Mexican Muslim Illegal Immigrants Married by President Barack Obama:

Total Socialist Dictates Issued by President Barack Obama:

Total Mosques Built Over Confederate Soldier Graves by President Barack Obama:

Total Cancellations of 2016 Elections by President Barack Obama:

Total International Apology Tours by President Barack Obama:

Total Number, Americans Cowed Into Actually Thinking Any of This Crap Could Come to Be Under President Barack Obama’s Watch:

“An Embarrassingly Ginormous Number.”

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