Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #410):
Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):
Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama:
Total Number of Guns Ordered Melted Down by President Barack Obama:
Total Government Takeovers of Entire Industries by President Barack Obama:
Total Saul Alinsky Statues Erected In Front of the White House by President Barack Obama:
Total Gay Mexican Muslim Illegal Immigrants Married by President Barack Obama:
Total Socialist Dictates Issued by President Barack Obama:
Total Mosques Built Over Confederate Soldier Graves by President Barack Obama:
Total Cancellations of 2016 Elections by President Barack Obama:
Total International Apology Tours by President Barack Obama:
Total Number, Americans Cowed Into Actually Thinking Any of This Crap Could Come to Be Under President Barack Obama’s Watch:
“An Embarrassingly Ginormous Number.”

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