Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #409

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Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #409): zeroTotal Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number of Guns Ordered Melted Down by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Economies Socialism’d by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total FEMA Camps Filled With Dissenters by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Undocumented Immigrants Given Social Security by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Martial/”Marshall” Law Times Instituted by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Abortions Performed by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Constitutions: Asses Wiped With by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Constitutions: Burned, Shredded, or “Fucked” by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number, Americans Willing To Believe This Shit Would Happen Under President Barack Obama’s Watch:

“An unbelievable pant-load.”

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