Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #409

Another weekly look at the stockpile of arms Obama has taken from the people.

Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #409): zeroTotal Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number of Guns Ordered Melted Down by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Economies Socialism’d by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total FEMA Camps Filled With Dissenters by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Undocumented Immigrants Given Social Security by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Martial/”Marshall” Law Times Instituted by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Abortions Performed by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Constitutions: Asses Wiped With by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Constitutions: Burned, Shredded, or “Fucked” by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number, Americans Willing To Believe This Shit Would Happen Under President Barack Obama’s Watch:

“An unbelievable pant-load.”

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I was told last week by a bunch of local moms that this is hogwash. They know Obama has shreaded the constitution and banned guns and confiscated guns and banned ammunition. I asked how many that they know of personally? They had to admit that they had not actually witnessed anything like that but it was reported by someone.