Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #408

Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #408): zeroTotal Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Citizens Carted Off to FEMA Camps by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Benghazis Covered Up by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Invasions of Texas by President Barack Obama:

zero

 

Total Gay Agendas Realized by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Sharia Laws Instituted by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Communist Manifestos by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Economies Tanked by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Illegal Wars Built on Lies Started by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number, Civilians Duped Into Believing This Shit Would Happen Under President Barack Obama’s Watch:

“A fucking shit load.”

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