Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #408

A total of all the guns confiscated in the 408th week of President Barack Obama's presidency, as well as some other key facts about his administration.

Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #408): zeroTotal Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Citizens Carted Off to FEMA Camps by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Benghazis Covered Up by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Invasions of Texas by President Barack Obama:

zero

 

Total Gay Agendas Realized by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Sharia Laws Instituted by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Communist Manifestos by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Economies Tanked by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Illegal Wars Built on Lies Started by President Barack Obama:

zero

Total Number, Civilians Duped Into Believing This Shit Would Happen Under President Barack Obama’s Watch:

“A fucking shit load.”

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